London – Book of Mormon

Me, with a view over London

I try to visit London whenever I can. A friend from the walking group was heading down there for the weekend, so I tagged along.

As I’ve said before, its like visiting another country, and its only 2 hours on the train.

The photo above is taken at the Shard viewing platform, but more about that, later in the post.

Just out of interest, the jumper I’m wearing in this photo is from Rohan. I bought it, because I didn’t think it looked like the kind of jumper I usually wear, and I was experimenting with changing my image.

I’ve been told since, that it looks exactly like all the other jumpers I own. Feel free to post if you agree/disagree.

Travelling on a virgin train

We got the train down to London around lunchtime on Friday (to make the most of the weekend).

I always like Friday afternoons away from work. Its the feeling that the weekend has begun early (I still had 3 calls from my team, but nothing urgent).

Glass of wine on the train, entertaining conversation, and we’re there before you know it.

Around Mayfair

We’re visiting Mayfair (but not trying to strangle any celebrity chefs, this is strictly an exploration/sightseeing tour).

The wine I’ve drunk on the train is getting lonely, so on the way to our weekends accommodation, we stop at a really nice bar/restaurant called Browns.

We spend the next 2 hours relaxing and chatting. I don’t normally go for the London social scene (I’m more of a see the worlds most famous sights kind of guy). On this occasion its genuinely fab relaxing there.

In the end I have to be practically dragged out (not unusual for me in a drinking establishment, but on this occasion, it isn’t by the doormen 🙂 and were on our way.

Entrance to our flat in Mayfair

We end up staying at an apartment owned by my friends company. As we arrive at the entrance, its pretty impressive.

We open up, start to unpack our bags and have a look around the place.

Living room in our Mayfair flat

It has wi fi, tv and  a really nice relaxing lounge.

Our onsuite bedroom

Even better, it has 3 double bedrooms (2 are en-suit). I love this place.

We head back to Browns for dinner, then get some rest (its a feature packed trip, there’s loads to do and we’ll need all our energy to get the most out of each day).

The George pub owned by the national trust

The next day, we head out to a traditional pub (the Kings Head) where I practice my Cockney.

The pub is quite nice, and on about 3 levels (I mean with stairs, not any intellectual nonsense).

The Shard

We head around the corner, to visit our first sight of the day, the Shard. Its the largest occupied building in Europe, and one of London’s newest.

Shard viewed from directly bellow

The view from down the street was impressive, but I found the view from the foot of the building, to be even more so.

Diagram of the shard

We only have to queue for a few minutes, then were in the lift (which goes at a hell of a speed). There is a picture inside, that shows the different levels within the building.

Viewing platform at the shard

I thought the viewing platform might be inside, but its very “open air”.

View from the shard

The view outside was amazing. You can see for miles in every direction, and computer terminals help you to identify different buildings.

We head back to our hotel, get changed and have dinner at a Moroccan restaurant called Tagine in Sheep market (a brilliant place, but sadly I cant find website for it anywhere).

We head for the West End. It was really busy and there were crowds everywhere. That said, there was a real buzz in the air and a great vibe.

Londons West end, the Prince of Wales theatre

The main purpose of the trip, is to take in the theatre.

I’ve never been to a West End show, and I was really looking forward to it.

To be honest, I always get embarrassed at musicals and I was a bit nervous.

I’m not frightened of stepping out of my comfort zone though.

This play is a sell out every where in the world that its been shown so I’m prepared to take a leap of faith (pardon the pun).

The book of Mormon satirises religion generally, but focuses on the church of the latter day saints (who most of us know as Mormons).

Won’t spoil the plot, but some idealogical elder Mormons travel to Nigeria, where their faith is tested.

The play was written by the people who make South park, so it was far from conventional. In honesty, watching it for 2 hours was one of the most amazing experiences of my life.

One superb song stayed in my mind. I believe.

The man sitting in front of me at the cinema

Do I believe that God is real ?. I’d only answer a question like that in person.

Do I believe in Karma ?. Well, when I arrived, I was told I couldn’t take any pictures inside the theatre.

I lined up a nice shot, which I took in secret.

I ended up with this bald head in the middle.

I’ll answer yes to that one.

A couple of drinks in the City (with some of the most polite doormen I’ve ever met) and then off to bed.

RAF bomber command memorial

In the morning, we decide to go exploring and set of wandering.

Although the Olympics are a year ago, there are still lots of signs of it, and as we walk under an underpass, there are famous quotes by English poets and philosophers.

We pass by Green park and see the 9 foot high memorial to bomber command pilots in WW2.

It also contains an inscription remembering the Germans killed by the bombs (although the 55,000 airmen who died are hero’s here in the UK, they killed half a million Germans, and the bombing raids are considered by some in that country to be war crimes).

A sobering experience for a Sunday morning.

It reminds me that my freedom to visit another city, wander around it and write pretty much whatever I want on my blog isn’t free. As someone once said, everything in life has its price, but sometimes someone else has to pay for it.

We find a very nice cafe nearby and have breakfast.

My breakfast arrives with chips (they have some odd habits in London) and its £9.50. Its also delicious, so I just get on with eating it and drink the delicious coffee.

The Alan Turing exhibition

Visiting London and not visiting the world renowned (and free) museums, is a bit daft in my opinion.

I wanted to visit the science museum anyway, but in addition they had an exhibit dedicated to Alan Turing (I have many heroes, but he’s probably my greatest, and is dedicated to him).

The exhibit was due to run for a year, and excitingly, would finish only 8 days after we left London. Coolest of all, we would be visiting it in Turing’s Birthday.

As I wandered around the museum, I was surrounded by children. I dont really like children, but in a museum, I can forgive them their loud boisterous behaviour, as I know their excited about science and learning something useful.

Inside the Turing exhibition

They had loads of interesting exhibits, including a couple of Enigma machines, loads of stuff about mathematics, some video’s about stopping the German U boats and other stuff about the Turing test.

Letters written by Turing

The other stuff was good, but I’ve seen and read most of it before.

Most fascinating to me, were the collection of letters written by Turing personally.

The letters to friends and the mother of his growing up friend Christopher Morcom after his death, gave an insight to the man himself.

In the case of Christopher, he was heartbroken, and as a result became an atheist.

Favourite of all, was one exhibit about his first day at an independent school in Sherborne. I’d heard this story many times, but it always warms me to read it again.

It fell during the general strike of 1926. In order to arrive at school on time, Turin rode 60 miles by bicycle (not like the ones we have today) stopping over at an Inn on the way.

In my mind, fate/nature/god may have made him a genius, but the determination was entirely down to him as a person.

Difference engine #2

Reflective after the Turing exhibition, we popped to get some coffee.

I wasn’t going to miss out on the other cool stuff in the museum, so headed straight back out to do some exploring. First stop the computing section.

The Babbage computational engine number 2. Never built in his lifetime, it was built from his original drawings by this museum more than 150 years later.

Its reckoned that had it been working during the 1st and 2nd world wars, it would have enabled artillery to fire with accuracy an order of magnitude greater which would have changed the balance of both wars.

Not to over-dramatise, but its the 2nd time I’ve visited this section and it was an honour to stand in front of this machine.

The speaking clock

Low tech by today’s standards, was this speaking clock.

It uses very simple vinyl record type technology, but for most of my growing up years, a nuclear clock was “off the table” and if you wanted really accurate time, you dialed 123 on any phone. What I didn’t know back then, is that 1 of 8 machines like this one was what the nation was listening to.

I didn’t get a photo of it, but the MONIAC computer was off particular interest.

Described as a hydraulic computer it used red fluid to simulate money in an economic environment. ie, you increase taxes, there is less disposable income and investment goes down.

Not sure of the economics exactly, as I dont completely understand them, but made for a fascinating demo. The one we looked at, had the fluid removed to stop degradation, but there was a video showing it in operation (link above) which is really useful and interesting.

A brass band playing near Embankment

Our adventure almost over, we head back into the city.

We find this area, where there are deck chairs and a full orchestra are playing all sorts of traditional tunes.

Am I being soft, or does the sound of a brass band make me feel distinctly British 🙂

Inside the national portrait gallery

Our final stop before the train home is the national portrait gallery.

I’m instantly reminded of the scene in Skyfall with Bond and Q meeting for the first time.

I wander around and see that a talk is taking place in one of the rooms. Its amazing, but obviously goes on for 3 hours, led by someone who’s passionate about the subject.

I’m instantly saddened. I would probably need 6 months off work and to live around the corner to attend each lecture and know all of the treasures in this building, and that’s just one museum.

I begin to get overwhelmed.

What about all the other fascinating museums and historical place in London ?

What about all the other fascinating museums and historical places in the UK ?

What about all the other fascinating museums and historical place in Europe and the rest of the world ?

That’s when I start to smile, my frustration gone. That’s the whole reason I’m here.

The search for adventure. I’ll never see everything. Its not a problem to be solved, its a journey to be enjoyed.

If you haven’t been to London recently, go there soon. Its brilliant.

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