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Status Quo

Status Quo.

I’ve only been to 2 concerts in my life. The first was V99 (mainly went to see the Stereophonic’s) and the 2nd was the Stereophonic’s at the MEN arena (mainly to see the Stereophonic’s, although a band called 1 lady owner played first and they were grim).

Well, someone I’ve seen quite a lot of lately, asked me if I’d like to go to another. This time, it was those rock legends Status Quo.

I wasn’t sure what to expect, but they were really good.

Even more interesting were the band members. The band was founded in 1967 but around 30 years ago 2 members, Francis Rossi and Rick Parfitt left to setup on their own, but kept the original name.

For the first time in 30 years, the band re-united with Alan Lancaster and John Coghlan (considered opinion is they are unlikely to do so again, so I feel privileged to have been there).

Lisa

Lisa & Phil, congratulations

Congratulations to Lisa and Phil at work, who are expecting their first child.

Lisa has been a real friend to me, from the first day I started working here. Phil joined later and provided much needed male influence to the team. I was delighted when there romance was kindled on my birthday do, almost 2 years ago.

I’m genuinely made up for them both.

Phil may find this article useful.

Me outside our new building

I’m mad busy at work and grafting flat out.

But its worth it. Our new building will be completed soon and months of planning will see all sorts of state of the art technology implemented.

Its hard to describe the excitement here at the moment, but between me and Dan and our suppliers, its going to be amazing.

For me personally, I consider this (if it all goes to plan, which I pray it will) to be the greatest technical achievement of my career.

My refurbished pine table

 Some of you will remember when I helped out at Antique Pine Imports. I bought a table about 18 months ago. Its made of pine, and I absolutely love it.

Thing is, when you have furniture that 200 years old, it needs occasional maintenance. I was delighted when Glenn offered to help and picked it up, to take to the unit.

When it came back, it was in mint condition, made all the more pleasant to know the work was done by people I’d worked alongside (who unlike me, actualy knew what they were doing 🙂 )

I’m absolutely delighted, thanks lads.

Church Street in Newton Heath, east Manchester, the place I grew up.

Tragically, its not uncommon these days, to open a paper or turn on the television and read/hear about some kind of violent crime.

I was in the pub in Chester the other day, and it came on the radio, about a violent attack on a young person. So violent in fact, that the police had released a photo of the lad, and put CCTV footage onto youtube in the hope of find the culprits.

OK so far. Then they mention where it is. Remembering the size of the whole UK, its actually in Newton Heath, Manchester. The place where I grew up, and just a few hundred yards from my childhood home, and the actual road where I used to deliver newspapers.

You can watch the video here.

To show the more cultured side of Manchester, a play called The Machine is being shown at the Manchester International Festival. It loosely tells the story from the documentary Kasparov and the machine. I didnt find Kasparov convincing, but the story was fascinating.

Mike Scott. He did wrong, but displayed a dignity unknown in English football

I sometimes read the news on my IPhone on the train in the morning.

Sport isn’t normally at the top of my list of interesting topics, but was interested in a story about rugby manager Mike Scott.

He had committed fraud to try and get an overseas player into the team. He had been banned from any kind of involvement in Rugby Union for life.

Faced with the option to appeal, he said he would walk away from the game so the name of Rugby Union wouldn’t be tarnished by his actions.

A stupid cheat ?. Perhaps, but its hard to imagine a football manager taking his sport so seriously as too walk away like that.

They’d get a job at the BBC or write a book. You can read the full story here.

Hailed as one of mankind’s most amazing inventions, the cochlear implant has changed the lives of more than 350,000 people throughout the world.

Most people don’t know it, but as well as hearing aids, my company also make these. For me, its like the stuff in the bible where the lame can walk and the blind can see. Children born deaf, can hear. What could be more amazing than that.

I’m not 18, and far from an idealist, but I am proud to work for a company that don’t make cigarettes or landmine’s, but produce things that genuinely make peoples lives better.

In this video, a child born deaf hear’s his mothers voice for the first time.

I’m progressing well through Call of Duty: Black Ops II, with extra encouragement from the fish. Heard a good gaming metaphor the other evening:

If your male and you get into a relationship with someone female and your a certain age, its logical that they will have children from a previous relationship.

I’d never thought of it myself, but I heard someone compare it to playing someone else’s saved game (which will mean nothing to you, if your not into gaming).

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Loads of exciting trips planned throughout the rest of the year (Its not even the end of March and I’ve already been to 2 countries. By the end of the year Ill have visited the whole of the former Yugoslavia and done dozens of walking trips and weekends away.

On a more negative front, some things don’t change for the better. A series I was really getting into: Last resort, has just been cancelled.

It was an excellent show, and just like Chicago Code and other stuff before it, was cancelled by some faceless executive, before it had chance to establish itself as truly outstanding.

On a positive front, the final 2 part episode of Castle was the best one I’ve ever seen.

Madrid.

Glenn in Bulgaria

Its been a busy week at the Sunter foundation. So busy in fact, we’ve had to spread ourselves quite thin.

Glenn has headed back to Borovets in Bulgaria to promote the work of the foundation (and snowboard and get pissed as well).

Madrid drinks.

Dan and I have headed for Madrid in Spain. Were here to educate the local people on the work of the Sunter foundation (and see interesting sights and get pissed as well).

lake

We spent some time wandering around Parque del Retiro. It’s not been as warm as I would have liked, but the sun has been out which has really lifted our spirits.

The Thyssen-Bornemisza museum, next too, Hotel room.

Never shy of culture and the arts, we visited the Thyssen-Bornemisza museum, said to be the best private collection in the world. Its been a whistle-stop tour, but we’ve seen loads of cool things.

Montaditos, recomended by Louise from work.

Just to show that we are a listening website here at johnsunter.com, we actually had a recommendation for a bar by Louise at work. We popped in there earlier today for a pint, and it was just as nice as she had said.

Well, that’s enough for today, Argentinian steak for dinner tonight, and a packed itinerary tomorrow, before we get our flight home at 3pm.

Thanks for reading, and once again, the search for adventure continues…

Thick people – the new income generator ?

Santander, Warrington

Went into my local Santander branch today.

I went briefly overdrawn just after Christmas and they wanted to charge me £25.

This happens every couple of years, and I usually go into the branch and ask for the charges to be refunded.

You might say why ?, it was your fault, and you owe them the money !.

You’d be quite right, and that’s the trick.

Typically, bank staff will be trained in assertiveness and and in all feasible arguments you might make to get your money back (this bank made £100,000,000 last year… being overdrawn didnt cost you £25 in admin… you people in your uniforms think your better than me… the list goes on).

No, the one thing their not usually ready for, is if you say, I have incurred charges of £25, which is entirely my fault and I fully accept responsibility. I normally run my account in good I order and I just wondered as a one of, if there was anything that you could do to help me.

I’ve done that 4 times in the last 9 years and its always worked.

Its not a scam, or in any way dishonest, as genuinly, you are asking for help.

Today, I went into the branch.

I  was kept waiting while the lady behind the counter counted money. After several minutes, I was summoned to the counter, and walked over.

I introduced myself and politely said all of the above.

The reply surprised me. Are you sure you’ve incurred charges ?. Yes I replied, it says so on your website.

When was this and for how much ?. I don’t have all the details with me, perhaps you could look them up on the bank’s system for me.

15 minutes later after endless faffing (if it hadn’t been for the banks security, I would have walked around behind the desk and showed her how to do it), the next chapter of this tail of woe unfolds.

She concludes that she cant find the screen, therefore I don’t owe them any money.

I ask, is that definite (if it isn’t, everything up to this point, is about as relevant and useful as the moons position over the earth at that exact moment !). She says she isn’t sure, but is probably right. Fantastic.

Pressed on the matter, she says that she doesn’t really know how the computer system works, so cant confirm or deny (she’s obviously seen a politician in a press conference and remembered that phrase).

She suggests I go back to work, find the charges page, then print it out and come back to the bank (and off course the snow outside is no inconvenience whatsoever).

Determined to avoid trouble I smile politely, thank her for her help, as, frustrated and iritated, I walk back to work in the freezing cold.

Halfway back, it hits me.

If she was any good at her job, the bank would now probably be £25 worse off. Instead, they’ve kept hold of the money due to her incompetence/stupidity.

Reminded me of a sketch I saw on tv a few years ago. On a series called Jam, they featured a consultancy which rented out thick people for special jobs. You can watch it, and see what I mean bellow.

 

What the hell have you been doing ?

A couple of you have asked me this, and asked reasonably, if this website will be updated ever again.

In the next few short paragraphs, I hope to answer that question. This website is still very much active, but if your chasing adventure, pursuing your dreams and enjoying significant success, you don’t have time left for anything else.

I have things sorted now and a life balance is in place. So, to answer the original question:

An actual working Council Gritter ! (thanks Aled).

Council gritter is a euphemism I normally use when I enter a pub for the first time, and I’m asking where the toilets are.

A friend of mine, was out with her boyfriend on New Years eve. He was on call, and at 1:30 in the morning, got to actually drive around in a real Council gritter.

There weren’t any photographs of the event, but I’ve got something off the internet, to sort of capture the moment (which must have been brilliant).

Since I originally put this up, Aled (the driver) has sent me this picture of the actual gritter in question. I think its pretty smart.

My New Year was fab. I spent 2 nights at Patterdale youth hostel.

In this photo, 2 of our number, Alex and Christine pose in front of a river.

The weather was absolutely appalling, but the food, ale and company made up for it.

We even made it out on New Years eve for a walk (at one point, we wandered along a path, that ran like a river !).

The white building in the background is the White Lion. Excellent food, but a rather uppity landlord (we decided not to go back the following evening).

I took several pictures like this, which had “lakes” created due to rain. Its my hope to go back in summer and take a photo from the same spot, to see the difference.

I don’t have any photo’s from the walking group Christmas curry a few weeks before, nor my IVC house party, but rest assured they were well attended and everyone had a good time.

Christmas was a fairly relaxed affair. I spent Christmas day at home on my own. I wasn’t lonely at all, it was just something I really wanted to do.

I received a £25 voucher for M&S from work, so I bought enough potatoes and Yorkshire puddings for 8 people and a side of beef (didn’t feel like turkey) that was big enough for 6 (I had to eat it in several sittings).

At work, its been another good year.

One of the many projects we’ve been working on, is rolling out new pc’s. Ably assisted by Dan and Steve, these are just a few of the pc’s we managed to “swap out”.

Our virtualisation and phone projects are progressing well. We worked quite a lot of weekends towards the end of 2012, but thankfully this weekend, the whole team will be home.

One highlight of the year, was us being asked to assist with some technical problems, a customer of ours was encountering. Obviously this kind of thing is strictly confidential, and we don’t normally offer this kind of service. On this occasion we were honoured to help, as its one of the best hospitals in the world.

Afterwards we got to see a bit of London and had this photo taken by the Thames.

Only 3 years into my career, I was promoted to team leader.

Management has never been for me, so I’ve happily held that rank ever since, and I presently work with my 13th assistant (the others have all gone on to great things).

Each year, I take the team out for dinner, and make a point of paying for it with my own money, I never put it on expenses (to me, its obvious, you cant succeed without a good team around you and a personal thank you goes a long way).

Another thing that I’ve learned over the years, is that good suppliers are worth their weight in gold (I’ve worked with some suppliers who were more loyal to my company, than some colleagues who actually worked for us !).

This year we went for dinner at the Grill on the Square in Warrington. I took Dan, Tracie from Unitron and Stewart Braid, a truly gifted unified communications specialist from Damovo. As I came to pay the bill for all of us, I was surprised to find that Stewart had already done so (pretending to visit the bathroom).

I’d just like to take this opportunity to thanks Stewart, Dan, Tracie and everyone who’s helped me this year at work, its really appreciated.

It wasn’t all hard work, I also attended the launch of a new product to provide av consultancy, and got to try my hand at Falconry.

I also paid a visit to God’s own country (I know its supposed to be Yorkshire, but for me its Manchester).

I met up with my brother for dinner, and got to see some of the German market.

At home, I finally got the house sorted, and I’ve fitted a laminate floor in the bathroom.

I made time to do my usual Christmas stuff, including Dr Who.

I thought this year’s was a bit disappointing, but I loved the supporting cast. The Sontaran butler inspired me like no character since Elim Garak in Deep Space 9.

Visit to Israel

Another fantastic year for travel, which saw me return to form. in 2010 and 2011 I managed to get out of the country at least once each year.

In 2012 I visited 5 countries. Worth a special mention is my trip to Israel. I’ve wanted to go there for over 20 years and for one reason and another it never happened.

I was booked to go with Dan and Glenn, and then sure enough rocket attacks start in Gazza, and the wisdom of travelling there is brought into question.

Dan and Glenn decided not to go. At one point so did I, but after much sole searching I went on my own.

I’m going to write a full summary of the trip directly, but to be honest, I didn’t enjoy it as much as I thought I would.

I didn’t feel in danger, at any point on the trip, but I felt uncomfortable most of the time.

While walking into old Jerusalem one day, I saw some Palestinians walking the other way. They didn’t look miserable, they looked despondent, and devoid of hope.

I don’t know enough about the situation in Israel to take sides or say who’s right and wrong, but I can honestly say, that’s a sight I hope I never see again in my life.

While travelling to a meeting at our head office, I took some time out to visit Zurich.

It has easily the biggest railway station I’ve ever seen.

Walking down Hauptbahnoff Strasse, the vaults bellow your feet contain gold vaults, so your literally walking on billions.

I carried on walking towards the lake.

The sad thing was, the weather was awful and there was driving rain the whole time.

I’ve done dozens and dozens of day walks this year, and done at least 12 weekends away in the countryside, either camping or staying in hostel.s

In the last 3 months of the year, I’ve ether been working or away just about every weekend. As I said earlier, it makes for an amazing adventure lifestyle, but leaves little time for anything else.

Above is the youth hostel charter from the Bridges hostel which we stayed at during the walking group Christmas weekend away.

On a different trip, we took Friday off , and spent the weekend in Anglesey to celebrate Marjories birthday.

On another occasion, I stayed at the Derwent water hostel.

We did a day walk on the Saturday, and on Sunday, well everyone else was still in bed, I got up early, walked around the lake, and then walked to the top of Catbells (which I’d seen on a Julia Bradbury program about Wainwright).

The reason for the funny angle of this shot, is it was so early that nobody was around to take the picture and I had to photograph myself.

So, life has now returned to normal. Thanks once again for visiting johnsunter.com. I love writing it, and I hope you all enjoy reading it.

Near and far, the search for adventure continues…

Christmas thoughts.

update:
Great news. At 10:30am, with assistance from Glenn, the Sky box was “fixed”.  All set for Dr Who.

Well, its Christmas again.

I’ve just put up 2 pictures, that I think kind of capture the British Christmas.

The first, shows some friends from work. At lunchtime, Joe, Unitrons head of marketing had done a general knowledge quiz and everyone got involved and had a go (reminded me a bit of the parlour games that people used to do in Victorian times).

The picture bellow it is from the train station, as I travelled home on Friday night. If you look closely, you can see the guy in the picture with a pull along as he walks to board the train to London.

A bag with clothes appears to fastened near the top, but the rest of the wheeled device, is taken up by a whole keg of ale !.

I can’t remember a Christmas I’ve looked forward too so much, in some years. This year really has been quite amazing.

I’ve been on at least 10 walking weekends away, visited 5 countries (which puts me “back on the map” travel wise) done loads of exciting stuff at work with infrastructures and comm’s and still made time to improve my house and meet my friends for a pint.

That’s why the Christmas break is so important. It gives me time to recharge my batteries (with everything that’s going on, an hour extra in bed, and a chance to catch up on tv is a special treat) and plan my goals for 2013.

Had a few pints in the Lock Keeper last night. Its been my local for close to a decade, and it was nice to just sit there and reflect (although its a lot emptier these days than in its former glory).

Another nice treat, is a £25 gift voucher from for M&S from my employer. Its enabled me to buy some really superb food for Christmas day.

Probably won’t watch the Queens speech, always a bit serious I think, but definitely watching Dr Who (which reminds me, my sky box is broken. I’m a 20 years experienced engineer, will I be able to fix it before 5:15 !).

I think the coming year is going to be one of the best of my life and for that reason, the coming New Years eve trip to Patterdale, with all my walking friends will be all the more special.

So, to everyone that’s reading this and everyone who’s contributed to making this such a superb year (far too many to list here) Happy Christmas, from everyone here at johnsunter.com

Adventure calls and sorry.

 

Firstly, apologies.

I know loads of you come back here day after day and week after week, and there hasn’t been an update for nearly a month.

What can I say, I’m working every weekend at the moment, late evenings most nights, and in between visiting Switzerland and going away on walking weekends.

I’ve also caught up with several old friends, and met my brother for dinner in Manchester. Put simply, I’m shattered.

Which is good because tomorrow, I head to Israel on holiday, a destination I’ve wanted to visit for more than 20 years.

There’s been (as Steve would put it) some unpleasantness in the region recently. My 2 friends Dan and Glenn, have ended up staying at home (although I think this is more to do with work commitments).

So, once again, I’m of on my own, with my trusty rucksack in search of adventure.

Please keep in touch (unless you work for Phonak, in which case don’t even THINK about calling my mobile), and keep coming back to this website which I’ll be updating while I’m away.

Near and far, the search for adventure continues.

John.

 

Celebs, Caving, Poetry, Jazz and Fray Bentos pies.

Loads happening recently, and as I’ve said before, lots of weekends away can leave you bereft of time to put your life back together on your return.

A thing that concern me at the moment, is the threat to 2 British institutions. Black cabs and New Scotland yard.

Black cabs are at the heart of British culture. I travelled in one recently and I can’t imagine London without them.

As a keen fan of crime drama, what would the world be without Scotland yard. I’ve been watching a series recently called elementary. Its a sort of modern take on Sherlock Holmes. The hero is a genius detective and his main claim to fame is that he spent some time working with Scotland Yard. Seems like one of those occasions when “Jonny foreigner” values our culture more than we do.

Weekend just gone, I spent stayed at Skiddaw house, for the 2nd time this year. I drive up with Brian and Nikki, and we met Brian’s friend Nigel while there.

The walk in was pretty good, weather was fine and we successfully submitted Blencathra (regular lake district walkers know, that most of the hills in the lakes are called fells, and that there are only a handful of mountains, of which Blencathra is 1).

Overnighted at Skiddaw house and I was delighted to find that Mathew Parris was staying there as well. Former MP and journalist, I find his articles and interviews fascinating. I wondered about engaging him in conversation, but it occurred to me, that that’s sort of his job.

Would I like to be at Skiddaw house and someone hand me a laptop and ask me to fix it ?.  He’s in the photo above, in between the 2 children.

Walking back, the weather was atrocious. It was the worst I’ve ever seen in the lake district, and I was soaked. Back in Mungrisedale we pop in the Mill pub and I had steak and ale pie before heading home.

I found out recently on a discussion forum (so this is by no means a guaranteed fact) that Foster, Carling and Tesco’s own brand lager are all made in the same factory.

I’ve said for some time, that you cant tell the difference between Fosters and Carling lager and many hours of pub “research” seem to prove this.

During the last few barques, I’ve put Tesco’s own brand lager into a glass. If its cold enough, its almost impossible to tell it from Fosters or Carling. Thing is though, Tesco lager costs about £2.30 for 4 cans so its extremely cheap.

Made me wonder, since Tesco seem determined to take the world over, why don’t they cut out the middle man, and open there own chain of pubs ?.

Above is an artist’s (skinny Pete) impression of what a Tesco pub might look like.

George W. Bush once made a mess of the idiom fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

Poundland selling 4 Mars bars for a £1. Their not proper Mars bars and their really small. As the Who sang, wont be fooled again. Trading standards have been alerted.

I always like to try new things, and lately, I’ve been trying to extend myself culturally.

The Sunday before last I was invited to take part in the worlds first Poetry take away.

It basically involved something that looked like a burger van, with some tweed and scarf wearing artistic types. They would take some details from you, then you’d go away and when you came back later, they would have composed a poem.

Alison organised it, and had a poem for the IVC. I was the only male there, and 2 of the other girls got poems as well.

I didn’t actually get a poem as I’m on the fringe.

Adventure comes in all shapes and sizes and the main thing I got from the event was actually meeting some poets and chatting to them. They were very nice people.

Whilst waiting for the poem, we went to Pret-a-manger for coffee. That’s something else I don’t normally do, and we sat for about 40 minutes drinking coffee and chatting about things.

So, I’d only been out an hour, and done 2 new things.

From here, we headed to Alexanders intending to relax listening to some quality Jazz.

When we arrived, I wondered why all the seats near the front were free.

As soon as they started playing, I wished I’d brought my Specialist Phonak hearing aids as they would knock out the background sound and focus on the conversation of my friend.

However, as one of the guests at our table said, that will only help, if you have some for everyone else as well (It was really loud !).

It was a pretty mellow experience, and a lot more relaxing than a normal couple of hours in the pub. Everyone else drank soft drinks and pure orange, but I had 4 pints of fosters (its nice to try some new things, but its also nice to get pissed as well, so I went old school !).

My friend Sue from the walking group joined is a littel later. We all drifted off home about 5pm, and I was safely ensconced in the curry buffet for 7pm.

What a really smart Sunday, different than usual but loads of fun and I’m going to do it again.

Another Chester IVC event, was an evening trip to West Mine in Alderley Edge.

Aidan, that wolf of adventure had organised it. After enjoying his previous trip to Wild Boar Clough, I was hooked.

I also got to meet up with Sarah. I got on quite well with Sarah, and I’m most grateful, as we met at the Chester Globetrotters, and she was the person who recommended the Chester and District Walking Group to me.

I took this picture of Sarah with caving gear. I thought it was quite nice.

Which is a shame, as when she took this picture of me, its awful and I appear to have a Tefal head.

For £11 we got to wander around the mine for nearly 3 hears (it was a guided walk, and very informative).

Thing that’s fascinating, is that people are probably wandering around through the fields above, with no idea that this enormous mine (which would be big enough to house the evil hideout in a Bond film) was beneath them.

I treated myself to a new Rohan jumper recently (I didn’t pay the full price for it).

OK, this stuff is expensive, but its the best travel gear you can get, and brings me immense pleasure, just from wearing it.

I saw this advert recently. I last saw it in the 80’s when I was a volunteer at Fairbridge Drake.  All the instructors had some sort of Rohan clothes, but I could never afford them (in contrast, today I own 14 pairs of Rohan trousers).

This advert, was when they first introduced Rohan bags. Prior to this, walking trousers were very bulky, but it was said that a pair of Rohan bags would take up the same space and much less weight than a can of coke.

Those were the days. Today, you’d struggle to find walking trousers that WOULDN’T fit into a coke can.

But Rohan have moved with the times. I own 2 pairs of Rohan Goas. An amazing pair of outdoor trousers, and BOTH pairs would fit into a coke can !.

On the subject of things that last for a long time.

I always love those films where people are frozen in time, and when they wake in the future, the world has been destroyed by nuclear war or some other such calamity.

Although its science fiction, I always wonder what life would really be like in that situation.

Surely there would be hundreds of thousands of Fray Bentos pie’s left in warehouses, so they could survive on those couldn’t they ?.

Considered opinion is that they taste like slop.

I remember reading that when the Germans attacked Stalingrad in the winter, they were so cold and hungry, that they boiled up the tongues of their boots, to make soup.

They must have had loads of FB pies to spare, but boot tongue soup was preferable !.

If you gave people these in Rwanda or during the Tsunami, I’m sure they’d hand them back to you.

I was in Poundland buying Mars bars (rip off, their really small), and saw one. For the purposes of research, I decided to buy it, take it home, cook it and eat it.

Taking only 20 minutes to cook, in its own tin, the pie is ready.

I leave part of the lid on, to act as a handle.

I tuck in. To my credit, I finish it all, but its quit foul.

So, if:

The corner-of-the-pub-discussion scenario becomes true, and the Chinese do “airmail the big one” and we face impending nuclear destruction.

In the 4 minutes I have left to live, my neighbour leads me into his house, and shows me a time freezer and a small warehouse filled with Fray Bentos pies…

I always say a life without principles is no life at all. But a life filled with Fray Bentos pies would make death about as scary as watching the sun set over Ularu :).

I’ve always wanted remote controlled lights like my brother (I mean in his house, their not fastened to him !).

I bought some on ebay and was determined to fit them. Came back from the pub the other evening well oiled.

Spoke to Glenn, and said come on mate, lets fit these switch’s.

Glenn dead-pans and replies “that’s how people die John”.

I was in a drunk I-can-do-anything mood, so decided to engage him in debate. His reply “do you want the last words ever written about you to be an article in the paper saying drunk man electrocutes himself”.

Enough said, I waited until the next morning.

Thanks for taking the time to read johnsunter.com the search for adventure continues…

2nd trip to Corris hostel.

I visited Corris hostel a few months ago and enjoyed it immensely. I had a free weekend recently, and as its only 90 minutes drive and £15 per night, I thought why not go back ?

Along for the ride, are Brian, a genius with a map (although his skills seem to conveniently desert him at times, more about that later) and Nikki veteran of several adventure trips and great fun (with an annoying habit, of thinking of things that never occurred to me).

We had all taken the Friday as holiday, to get there early. Brian picks me up from my house, and we drive over to pick up Nikki. Nikki provided us with detailed directions (so detailed in fact, that I think I could have defused a bomb with less concise instructions).

We pick up Nikki from her Victorian sized home and were on our way. In just a few minutes, we’ve left England, and are in Wales, nearing our destination.

We park at the bottom of an enormous hill, then walk back up with our gear (for some reason, there are shoes and parts from scalextric on the floor of the car park).

I’ve packed light as usual, and we’ll be spending both evening in the local pub, but I’ve also brought a bottle of wine (a must have item for hostel stays) and a pizza.

We are meeting Pete and Cath, on Saturday but for now we speak to the warden and get checked in.

Canolfan Corris is its usual friendly self, with tables and comfortable chairs. We make a cup of tea from the geezer (one of the greatest inventions of the 20th century. a cup of tea, in under 60 seconds) and pore over the map.

Were introduced to a friendly American woman called Francine.

She is attending a course at CAT, but their accommodation is expensive, so she is staying in the hostel and walking to the course each day (along a fairly dangerous road, but she was still alive when we left).

After settling in, we head down the road to the Slaters arms.

I can never decide if its a really vibrant pub, or just a pub that’s so small, 3 people make every night feel like New Years Eve.

Anyway, a superb pub it is. Brian is fascinated, by this sort of ultra sonic vibrating thing, that does amazing things to Guinness.

But you can’t eat beer (and I know, because I’ve tried hundreds of times) so we order some food.

Steak pie, chips, gravy and peas for £7. Bargain, its delicious and the plate is loaded.

We get our usual corner table and talk about the usual things you discuss on a walking trip. The weather, possible variations on the planned walk and if your in a private room, which has no toilet but a sink, do you break with convention to answer a call of nature in the night.

The evening comes to a close around midnight, and we head back up the ridiculously steep hill to our bunks.

In the morning, I’m up, washed and dressed, as I stand outside with my cup of tea and breakfast bars. Everyone else faffs about making muesli with banana’s and other types of fruit.

As we head out, its raining a bit, but Brian sets a quick pace so were not cold.

We head along a forest path, cross the main road and then head up a hill.

I take a photograph next to a really square dry stone wall. Once we wander passed it, I realise that its part of an old cottage.

From here, things get a bit exciting. It was so wet, that I didn’t risk taking my phone out of its ortlieb bag (an essential piece of equipment on any: Brian-everything will be fine, adventure).

For several miles, we walk cross country, not following a path. Its been calculated that this requires 4 times more energy than path walking.

You don’t really notice while your walking, but when you stop for a rest or a drink, you realise just how fatigued you are.

After a while, we drop down, and there’s a stream to be crossed. Turns out, its a bit wider than indicated on the map, and we end up fording it, using walking poles and wading up to our thighs in water.

As I reached the bank of the river, I threw my daysack across to the other side. Reckless ? perhaps, but once I’d done that, I was committed and knew I was getting to the other side.

After this, we had to climb up a heavily subsided hill, on what must have been a 1 in 2 gradient. I found the simplest way was to grab handfuls of plant life, and pull myself up.

It must have taken an hour to climb about 140 metres and was exhausting.

It’s here, that opinions vary. Brian reckoned that he didn’t realise the hill would be that steep. I trust my friend, but I’m sceptical.

Thing is, I can read a map, and I know that the closer contour lines are together, the steeper the hill.

Brian is way beyond that level, and can literally look at a place on a map and in a virtual reality sort of way, see the countryside around him, although he’s not actually got there yet.

So I cant help wondering if Brian was doing a Tony Robbins, knew what we were really capable off, and kept the painful truth from us to “help” us rise to the challenge.

We reach the top of Graig Wen and my lungs are screaming.

I sit down to have my sandwiches and drink some water. Something catches the corner of my eye.

Turns out a sheep has become trapped in the fence. Despite my fatigue and need for rest, I jump to my feet to give assistance (to a creature which most Sunday evenings is an essential ingredient to my Rogan Josh) and rescue it.

Brian helps me, and within minutes, its free. It must have been very dehydrated, as it took of at a pace and seemed to drink its own body weight in water.

You can see the sheep in the top right of this photo.

I return to my resting place (Well, not my final one) and reflect. I have not been this soaking wet since the Borneo jungle.

But as so often, hill walking is a good metaphore for life. Ten minutes later and were walking down the other side of the hill. The sun comes out, and it feels like were in a different country.

We see the railway line at Tywyne. There is a race each year called race the train.

The title is pretty self explanitary, but if you havent got it yet, people run along at the side of a steam train and try to beat it. You can read more about it here.

We’ve arranged to get a lift back with Pete and Cath as all of the local buses that day are cancelled because of the race.

Big problem, there is practicaly no mobile signal.

We rest for a deserved drink at the Railway Inn, and the barmaid is good enough to let us use the pub phone.

A pickup has been arranged, so while we wait for rescue, theres time for a 2nd drink. Nikki is so uncomfortable with sodden feet that see takes of her boots and socks to dry them in the sunshine.

Both Brian and Nikki put on hats. I am unable to join their “hat club”, so I just enjoy the pleasure of the bright sunshine on my face.

Back to the hostel for a hot shower and a change of clothes.

Everyone heads for the pub, but I decide to heave an hour or 2 on my own.

I sit with my pizza and wine. Francine sits with me, and tells me all about the knife edge that the environment is balanced on…

I finish up quickly and head to the pub. I’ve saved a sheep earlier that day, but I don’t feel like saving any whales !.

In the morning, were exhausted from our adventures, so I have a 1hour lie in bed and treat myself to an 8am start.

The weather isn’t looking good, so we consider driving outside of the “rain zone”. For the first time, my laptop is useful, as we are able to plat the weather on a graph (the hostel has wi fi, but like most hostels, its patchy at best)

Realising, that there isn’t much in it, and were going to get wet wherever we go,  we decide to go on a local walk around the hamlet of Corris.

We wander along by the river, and then head up a hill.

Brian is navigating. We find that a path on the map, simply no longer exists so we improvise an alternate route.

Heading uphill, we get this view back down towards Corris hostel.

We reach the top of the hill in high spirits.

There is a really friendly fell runner who tells us an interesting route back to the village.

An obnoxious woman see’s us on the path, and immediately walks in the opposite direction. Doesn’t she understand that were British. A lot of the time, when I see people on the trail and say good morning, I’m doing it out of politeness.

Did she think speaking to her was going to be the highlight of my day. If you want every path to yourself, buy your own island !.

The cool headed, relaxed manner of Pete, calms me down, and I’m back to normal again.

Wander back down hill to Corris steam railway. It goes about 100 yards, and by most reasonable standards, is an utter wast of time.

But every cloud has a silver lining and a shop there sells chocolate and cans off coke, at very competitive prices.

Back to the hostel, we say goodbye to the guy from Northern Island (I still cant remember his name, but he’s really nice), jump in the car, and we head for home.

The end of another weekend adventure, is complete with a cup of tea at Nikki’s house (which is big enough to be an orphanage (the house, not the tea !)).

Wildboar clough and Enid Blyton adventures.

I’ve always wanted to have a whole summer, where I went away lots of times, and spent weekend after weekend away from home, making the most of the countryside and the weather.

Summer 2009, I was unemployed. I had plenty of time, but literally no money, so local walks, but no weekends away.

Summer 2010, I had a job, but the first couple of months I was broke, so again, no trips and everything local to Runcorn/Frodsham/Helsby where my inclusive ticket to work, allowed me to travel on Saturdays and Sunday, for free.

Summer 2011, money was OK, but I was recovering from an operation. A guy in Field and Trek once said to me, in life, you’ve either got money or time, but never both. I had both, but no fitness !.

So, for the first summer in 4 years, I’m back at full fitness (thanks to regular walks with the Chester and District Walking Group), I’ve got some money (limited, but in the last 3 years, I’ve learned some pretty clever techniques for  finding adventure on a tight budget).

Aidan, a friend from the walking group, emailed me, and asked if I fancied a weekend away with some friends, at a bunk house. He said the facilities were basic, but it had stone walls and a solid roof (the 2nd part is important. The worst stone building in the north of England, usually provides better protection from the elements than the most expensive tent in the world).

It was Monday. He asked if I could get back to him by Wednesday, if I wanted to go. I replied straight away. I’d be delighted to go. Adventure had (literally) called and I answered.

The picture above was taken on Saturday, while walking through the roaches. I bet everyone I could climb that crag. You can probably guess what happened.

I travelled pretty light for the trip as it had been decided that we would eat out during the evening, and so would only need breakfast and packed lunches for the hill. I took Chicken and Corned beef sandwiches for the latter, and breakfast bars for the former.

I had promised to bring my kettle, but realised at the very last minute, that I had loaned it to a friend. As I walked over to meet Aidan, I popped into my 2nd home, Field and Trek. When I got there, among the 2000 lines of products they sell, they were actually having a sale of just 4 items, and one of them was a whistling kettle.

I’m a fiercely logical person, but its at moments like that, when life puts just what you need, in front of you, just when you need it that you start to wonder about fate.

We jump in the car, and on the way, pick up Richard from Tarporley.

We arrive at Wild Boar Clough. The first surprise, is that the car park is about half a mile from the hut, and everything would need to be carried (I was glad that I’d packed light).

I meet Kay and Leanne who had travelled up together. They had brought enough bedding/kitchen accessories/wellingtons/food and drink, to furnish the hut as a holiday home for Alan Sugar.

I helped to carry some of the stuff to the hut. The 5 of us got to know each other a bit better, on our “Francis Younghusband“, equipped weekend away.

We catch first site of Cumberland Cottage the 18th century hunting lodge where we’ll be staying. The building itself was in beautiful picturesq surroundings as you can see from the picture above.

The view inside the kitchen is less inspiring.

There was a stream nearby for washing, and a point further up the hill, for collecting drinking water. The toilets were “everywhere outside” if you know what I mean. There was a gas burner and the scouts who look after it had left plenty of dry wood for the fire.

The facilities were basic, but I was in my element:

As a youngster I used to build dens and tree-houses in a friends garden, inspired by the Enid Blyton books that mum had given me.

In my favourite story, the 5 friends visit Kirrinn island, and setup home in a cave. I didn’t have an island nor cave, so I made a den out of some conti board and old lengths of wood that I’d found near the canal. I’d bought some nails and string from the co-op, and my only tools were my penknife and a conveniently shaped broken brick, which I used as a hammer.

I’d spent all Saturday constructing my makeshift home, resplendent with comforts such as yesterdays daily mirror, a broken radio and a cup with no handle. I also had an old saucepan that grandma had given me for cooking (since I wasn’t allowed to light the fire, this proved impractical, so I filled it with sweets).

Shockingly, I was just preparing for the night, making up my bed (a bath towel I’d bought at an old peoples bring and buy, I was going to use as a blanket) when it turned 6pm, and mum insisted I come in for tea, have a bath and get ready for bed.

Didn’t she realise that I could fend for myself (I was only 6 at the time). Like so often with mum, a compromise was reached, and I could eat my tea in the den, but I must be in for a bath by 7, as the mysterious “immersion” would be on.

Im no stranger to adventure now. I’ve slept in the desert, in the jungle and the arctic, but tonight, 38 years later I’d be completing my Enid Blyton dream.

Other positives, were I’d be able to practice all sorts of bushcraft skills like collecting and purifying water, fire-lighting and navigation using stars and bark.

The group were interesting and enthusiastic which is a real plus. being on an amazing trip with people who’d prefer to be watching x factor is grim.

At that moment, if I’d been offered a 5 star hotel, I would have turned it down (unless there was a prostitute in my room who loved science fiction, and could play halo at legendary level, in which case I might have considered it).

The living room, was a bit untidy, but I knew by the time we came to use it, it would be dark and feel as cosy as a log cabin.

Red plastic chairs gave the room a community centre feel and I couldn’t help thinking that some Ben Orford green woodwork chairs would have fit the bill better.

That’s when it hit me. They probably had wooden chairs once, and some lunatic ran out of fire wood and used them for fuel.

Its time for dinner, so we walk the mile odd, to the Crag pub. Its a very quiet and unassuming place, but its been a busy week at work, so I’m appreciative of the lack of fuss.

We grab a drink and order dinner (I have the Beef & Ale pie which is excellent). One thing that did surprise me was how there were stuffed animals all around the place.

I’ve caught food and eaten it several times, but even I felt slightly uncomfortable eating while small animals and birds stare back at me.

No matter, by the 3rd pint the group is melding quite well.

Its dark when we leave the pub, and head back to the cottage.

I couldn’t believe that some people had turned up with no torch !.

Most of my friends know I always recommend taking 3 torches for adventure/outdoor trips (without wanting to dampen the mood, when you hear of fires in foreign hostels, experts agree, personal smoke detectors and torches to find the way out would have saved most of the lives lost).

1. A Headtorch, your take anywhere torch, that can be worn for convenience your head to allow you to work hands free, or carried in a pocket on a walk back from the pub. I use the Petzle Tikka XP2.

2. A smaller torch, that I wear around my neck (normally worn with a Perry whistle). Can be used for emergency’s, but also used when I’m in shared accommodation and need to find the toilet in the dark. I user the Led Lenser V2.

3. A very bright tactical torch. This is used for first aid situations or when weather condition’s are bad and you need to get of a mountain quick. Basically, a pocket floodlight. I use the Led Lenser P7.

All of the above torches are light, waterproof, last for days on 1 set of batteries, and use battery’s which are readily available in most parts of the world.

I now also recommend a 4th torch. Something costing about £2 from Wilkinson’s. The idea, is that when you meet up with someone who didn’t bring a torch (and you will) instead of lending them your tactical torch, forgetting to ask for it back and losing £50, you give them the Wilkinson torch and forget about it.

In this case, it was Leanne who won the “Wilkinson award” for torch negligence !.

Setting our living room up for a cozy chat, I light some candles on the mantlepiece and and begin lighting the fire.. In Bushcraft, I’ve learned that a fire is everything. It can provide heat, purifies water, signal for help, cook food, keep insects at bay and if your on your own even become a companion.

Chances to light a fire in a simple setting like this, are pretty rare for me, so I was determined to make the most of it. I decided to set the fire using a technique called the Norwegian fire-lay.

It lit almost straight away, and everyone seemed impressed with my fire-lighting skills (and I was delighted that I hadn’t forgotten all the stuff I’d learned at Woodsmoke.)

We spent a good few hours, sat around the fire, drinking cans of cider (at that point, I was grateful for all the excess stuff that the girls had brought).

I slept really well, so when I opened my eyes from a deep sleep, it took a few minutes to remember where I was.

I’d slept so well in fact, that I’d actually had a lie in, and it was 8:30. The mattresses were like the mats we used in PE when I was a child. Each bunk had been designed for 2 children, so on my own, there was loads of room for me and my gear.

The Wellingtons in the bottom middle of this picture give a feel for the off the wall nature of the trip.

I boil some water, then sit outside in the early morning sunshine, enjoying my brew and breakfast bars.

We head out for the day, and come upon this friendly horse, in a field.

Aidan had planned the walk, so it was of its usual high standard. Some of the other people were not regular walkers, so Aidan had prepared a walk that would infinite them appropriately. Well that was the theory, in reality, he ran us ragged across 14 miles of the nicest parts of the Cheshire Pennines. Hard work at times, but immensely rewarding.

The weather was fantastic as you can see from this picture.

We stop at the famous 3 Shires Head on Axe Edge more and take a photograph on the pack horse bridge.

As its name suggests, this is the spot where the borders of Cheshire, Staffordshire and Derbyshire meet.

With the bridge in the background, this is Panniers Pool.

We wander through some Caves called Luds Church in the generically named Back Wood.

Thought to have been used by pagans. Apparently, only on midsummer day does the sun shine into the cave and light it up.

In the 15th century, it was used as a meeting place by the Lollards (church reformers), who followed John Wycliffe.  They met here in secret, as they were being persecuted at the time.

In legend, Friar Tuck, Robin Hood and Bonny Prince Charlie have all stayed here.

Inside the caves were amazing, but try as I might, I just could get a photo that captured the experience of being inside.

Its lunchtime by now, and we head to the hanging stone overlooking the Dane valley.

As I look out across the hillside, I’m in a reflective mood. I’m only halfway through the weekend away (which has so far cost £7 for accommodation, £10 in the pub, £4 for a new kettle) and I’m enjoying it immensely.

The hanging stone has 2 inscriptions on it, which you can read about here.

We head up through Roach end, and arrive at the Roaches.

I’d often hear about the Roaches while talking to other keen outdoor people, but for some reason, I’d never visited them before.

What amazing scenery.

The rock formations around the hills made for some superb photo opportunities.

We wander through a farmyard near Knar.

Some “attack” Geese went for Leanne and she sustained this injury (shown later at the hut). The annoying thing, was the farmer heard the commotion and ran over to help. As she said it would have been better if he’d actually done something before attack.

I found that the Geese left me alone. But then they would, I looked at them with contempt and a sincere, knowing stare, that they would be kicked viciously, if they even came near me.

I’m good with animals.

Talking of animals, we head back, after a tiring but rewarding day on the hill and come upon these sheep coming the other way.

Its then that Aidan points out we aren’t going to the same pub that night for tea, and we actually have a dinner booking for 7pm. And its 6pm (and were going to need time to get ready).

We marshal our remaining energy and make for home, with the vigour of Para’s marching on Goose Green. Turns out by the end of the walk, we’ve done 16 miles.

We arrive back at the hut only an hour later, were dress for dinner and off we go.

Dinner on the 2nd evening at the Slaters arms.

The décor and the service, was superior to the Crag, that we’d visited the night before, but the food was not.

No matter, after a fantastic day, we all congregated together and had a really good time.

Later that evening, Aidan’s excellent girlfriend Carol joined us, and we all sat around the fire (more cider).

That evening I didn’t sleep as well as the previous night and woke the next morning feeling a bit groggy.

I packed up my stuff and prepared to say farewell to our weekend home. We were going on a walk that morning, but would be heading home fairly soon afterwards.

Weekends seem to get shorter and shorter now, so I left the others to go walking, decided to spend some time on my own.

Couple of years ago, on a tracking course (which wasn’t very good) I learned to do a “sit spot”. Its a pretty simple principle, you find somewhere quiet (say next to a tree) and sit quietly without moving.

Its not really meditation, but it really helps to relax me. The tracking idea, is that after a while, the insects, birds and small animals will start to act normally around you, you join the harmony of the forest.

In this way you can observe the forest scene as a part of it, rather than as a visitor.

I can do this for about 3 hours normally, but today, I stop after about 2, and wander around the back lanes.

I meet up with everyone back at the pub, for a well earned pint.

We head back to our weekend home to say a final farewell and then head for home.

Overall, a remarkable experience.

I’d like to thank Kay, Leanne, Carol and Richard for coming, but most of all, thank Aidan for putting the time and effort into organising it, which is greatly appreciated.

Update.

Well, I’m sat in my house disappointed (plus I’m still reeling from Amy and Rory’s demise).

The cold I cant seem to shift, that cost me 2 days off work last week, has cost me a day out walking and the coveted trip on a steam train (I’ve been in helicopters, hovercraft and submarines but I’ve never been on a steam train and I really want to).

I bought an absolutely amazing Photo which I saw while visiting the Scott Polar Research Institute. Grotto in a berg  was originally taken in 1913.

It would have taken 3 people just to carry the equipment to take this picture.

On the subject of adventure, I’m about the book the accommodation for Israel in December, and I’ve booked my flight to Sophia in January (as things stand, I look set to visit 4 countries again next year as I did this one). Additional places I’m looking at, at the moment are Paris, Dubrovnik and Cyprus. Since the summer of hostelling and camping went so well, Ill be doing the same again next year.

IVC  (there’s no “the” at the beginning, as Sue was at pains to point out) had a do on Friday, and Glenn and I went along.

I don’t normally go for big party things like that, but this one was really good and it was great to see so many people there.

There were some of the original members from its first foundation 21 years ago, and Kay the chair who I met at Wild Boar Clough gave a short speech.

Only downside, was Carlsberg was the only lager they had, and after the first hour, flatulence became a problem.

Loads of people seemed to know me, but I had no idea who they were. There was one guy there who could make a good living as lead singer in an Ian Curtis tribute band. Other notable guests were Nikki’s argumentative friend and the diplomatic firebrand Alison, who leads a double life, on the blogsphere under the pen name of OB.

Sue gives us a lift home, and off to bed (I’ve re read this, and for clarity, neither Sue nor Glenn joined me in bed, just in case anyone was wondering).

In the morning, I get loads of things done in the house (its weird being at home again over a weekend, but the stress really disappears when I get all my jobs done.

On Saturday evening, it was Andy’s birthday. I don’t like to “wear the same clothes 2 days running”, so I took Dan this time and left Glenn in the wardrobe.

The idea was to have a few drinks around town, starting at the Bear and Billet. We also visited the Brewery Tap then finished off at the Commercial.

Andy is one of my favourite people at IVC (again with no “the). We hung out together at the Derwent water weekend. I was showing him and another guy how we could light a fire using a Norwegian fire lay. I decided that would make a good theme for a present, so I bought him a bushcraft style turboflame lighter.

Only a person who’s made fire from friction understands the real value of a lighter.

Dan buggered off talking to someone else, so I regaled Andy’s friends, with interesting facts about Chester (which I shamelessly robbed from the tour guides, when I did every one of Chester’s walking tours).

I met some of his friends. One guy was a lecturer from Oxford university. Turns out he’s a friend of Andrew Hodges, who writes about Alan Turing’s life and work. I wish I could have met him, after all, this website is dedicated to his memory.

When I got home, I realised that Andy had asked me to look after all his cards, as I had my trusty daysack. I’ve still got them, Ill have to get them back to him quick.

 I was a bit embarrassed the other day.

I was in town wandering around the shops, when a voice said John Sunter.

Turns out, it was George Lyndsay. The personal trainer I used when I was preparing for my season of alpine mountaineering. In just 7 weeks, I dropped down to less than 15 stone, and I could comfortably run 5 miles (that might not sound like much, but for me, it was a significant achievement.

I was so delighted, that on our last session before I headed for Geneva, I bought him a Swiss Army Knife as a thank you.

Well, things have change a bit now. I describe myself has being at the top end of pub fitness. Obviously I have changed my diet after last years excitement, but I’m not the lean guy I used to be, and although he was nice about it, I could see that George was wondering what had happened.

This year, loads of dreams and goals have become real, but fitness and weight loss are 2 that have evaded me. Meeting George in the street has kick-started me to get cracking. As soon as I get rid of this cold, I’m going to get out running.

Well, circumstances are different, now, and gym membership, let alone personal training is a project for future prosperous times (which will happen, no matter what anyone says).

1. When pursuing a goal, its absolutely essential to have a plan, and some way of tracking results. I’ve just bought a new super accurate set of scales, so I can measure that part of my progress

2. I’m using 2 apps on my IPhone.

Runkeeper, to work out my rout (it can do all sorts of clever stuff, but I’m just using it to map out a 4 mile circuit).

Get Running which tutors you through several session, until you can comfortably run 5k without stopping, running reasonably quickly.

I’ll put up my progress once I get started, and you can tell me what you think.

On the subject of health and fitness, the Countess of Chester hospital, are having an opening evening on Tuesday the 2nd of October. Since they took such good care of me last year, I’ve decided to go.