Collegue of the week – Marie

A pregnant woman with brown hair.

It was pointed out by one of my collegues (the lovely Marie) that other members of staff had been featured on, and she had not.  She also said that I had been insensitive.

The picture above, isn’t actually a picture of Marie, its some random person I found on with web, who like Marie, is pregnant, has brown hair and has a pretty smile. I think this counts as a featurete, so clears up the first one.

Earlier today, Marie was discussing Caesarian birth. The conversation continued as to the practicalities off the operation. I commented (in my usual bullish style) that the small scars were normally reserved for footballers wives, and that she would look like a Shark had, had her by the time the NHS were finished.

I’d like to apologise sincerely to Marie. My attention grabbing attempts to shock, can sometimes hit the wrong target and this was one of them. I’d also like to apologise to anyone who works in the NHS and performs these kinds of operations, I really didnt mean it.

While I’m on the subject, I may as well clear the air completely.

Later that day, I said I would like a CD made up of different tracks, featuring Noel Edmunds being tortured. The idea was the CD would feature different tracks reflecting different kinds of inflicted torture, which I could listen to while relaxing.

I didn’t mean that either (although I’ll be damned if I’m apologising to that tool).

I hope this clears things up.


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